Oh me, oh my

We have a tie!

Well, seems like you are anxious to see either Jay from The Reborn or Alice from One More Shot. So much so in fact, that they were tied!






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In the Hot Seat with One More Shot's Jasper!

Gotta love rock stars... This week we find One More Shot's Jasper in the office.... see what he had to say...

Via twitter @JazzyGirlCullen

why are you so damn hot? do you know the effect you have on girls' nether regions? ;P

I'm hot cause my momma made me drink milk as a child and I'm fully aware of how wet I can make a girl *smirks*


Alice: god, you are so full of yourself sometimes you know that?

Jasper: Hey! I make your panties wet all the damn time woman. Don't give me that.

Alice: Well, of course you do. How do you know you make every woman's wet, huh?

Jasper: I read the reviews when K does... O.O One girl said her boyfriend got lucky cause of us... hello she was tingling... just sayin'

K: Jasper Thomas!*palmface*

Alice: *eyeroll* fine you're sexy, I already knew that since ladies are constantly throwin' panties at your feet. *takes off panties and tosses at his feet*

Jasper: *looks down at the panties* Damn... those new? *bite lip*

Alice: Agent Provocateur released a new line. *grins*

Jasper: *nods slowly* Me likes... You need a place to sit? *pats lap and waggles eyebrows*

Alice: *giggles and sits*

Jasper: All we need is a blanket... *kisses her neck*

Alice: *grabs a throw*

Robs: HEY! Don't think we don't know what y'all are up to! Stop it!

K: Oi! Focus you horny bastards! Jebus... *looks at Robs* One night child free to do this and all the want to do is fuck *shakes head*

Jasper: Uh... duh, and?

Alice: wouldn't you? *shrugs*

K: Well, I don't have kids so that's a moot point.

Jasper: *looks at Robs* You're a wife and mother, verdict?

Robs: I'd be able to do one little interview without fucking. *smiles*

K: *giggles* that was a hot chapter though...

Alice: *looks at Jasper* After?

Jasper: *whines* but Ali...

K: Now I know were Jordan got it from... jebus

Alice: I promise we'll do it in the car if we have to. *smiles*

Jasper: Yes! I mean... deal.. Alright ladies let's get this show on the road.

Via Twitter @RLStoli:

Which feels better: being a success yourself, or watching Alice succeed?

Not gonna lie, being successful myself feels amazing. But if I look at it from the beginning. I wouldn't be nearly as successful in the things I'm am without Ali. She's the one that got me to get my head out of my ass and do something. Which I'm grateful for, but seeing her succeed is the best.

Via Twitter @BBsaphire24:

How's it living with so many women? Do you see more of Alice in most of them, who do you see yourself in the most?

*laughs* Let's just say I am thankful I have at least one son. Ali and Jordy will gang up on me... which gets really hard to remember that it's just a hormonal thing. But luckily I haven't had to deal with the broken hearts of three girls at once. All of the girls, even Jordy have aspects of Alice in them. Jax is more like me when I was that age, but I think Ash is more like me in more than looks. She's pretty attuned to everyone's emotions and it's interesting to see how she balances it out. For being the youngest she amazes me with the knowledge she already posses...

Via Twitter @Secretly_Alice:

Daddysper: Well, we know why you named Jax, Jackson, but what about everybody else? Are there special reasons for their names?

Yeah actually, Rosemary is named after Nana Hale. Rose was technically named after Nana Hale first but with a subtle variation. It's rather funny because while Alice was pregnant with Rosemary, she loved Momma's Rosemary chicken. Seriously, the woman was addicted to it. More than the damned Apples. So when we found out we were having a baby girl we thought it ironic and fitting.

Well, the story goes that Alice asked Jax and Jordy to pick a name. They wanted Ashley. And Alice changed the spelling to make it more hip and fitting for our family.

K: where the hell were you when that was going down?

New York, I was doing a benefit thing.

K: O.o without your PREGNANT WIFE?!

Chill K, I was gone two days max. Called every chance I got. Even did that web cam thing so I could say good night to the kids.

K: *huffs*

Daddysper: Where do you think you'd be now if you'd never spilled that drink on Alice?

*sighs* Honestly, I don't know. I know now, that I probably would have Jordan, but I don't know if I would be alone in Texas or alone in Washington...

Daddysper: If you'd started a relationship with Alice when you met and were younger, would you have the same connection?

I honestly think we would, yes. If not the same, stronger.

Daddysper: What did you want to be when you grew up?

*laughs* Alright, no making fun of me for this, but I wanted to be a cowboy. I wanted to go into Rodeo shows and everything. After I broke my leg getting bucked off a horse Momma killed that dream.

Daddysper: Be honest. When you stripped away your black hair, did you feel like you were starting over, like a new man?

*Shakes head* No ma'am. I had spent so long as this one person, hiding from things that the minute Brandon put that foul smelling shit in my hair, I wondered if it was really worth it, if it was really worth going back to the past, so to speak.

Daddysper: What quote best describes you?

"Do or Do not, there is no try"

K: *scoffs* Seriously Jazz, Yoda?

What? It's true. And hush this is my Q & A not yours.

Via Twitter @Secretly_Alice and @GemmaRobyn:

Do you really plan on eventually replacing Alice's shoes? I (we) think you should lol

Ah hell... Actually, yes I did replace the shoes. But with the 700$ Jimmy Choos she wanted as a surprise. Took her two days to get why I gave them to her. *laughs*

From lucy alyce:

1) What is your favorite memory of Jordan when she was little?

Teaching her to ride Twilight. The horse, she can put the fear of God into just about anyone, but Jordan dared her from day one to get spooked around her. The smile on her face when she was able to get Twilight to move without my help... I knew she was gonna be a strong girl.

Then there's also the State Fair that I took her to with Alice. She bonded with Alice so quickly, which was a big relief for me.

2) Was there a time when Jordan was older when she asked more about Maria?

Yeah, we were expecting it to happen sooner or later. When she was about 14 she started asking more. Why did Maria do this? Why did she do that? It's kinda funny, cause to this day, she still don't ask if I ever loved her momma the way I love Alice. Or if I regret ever meeting her momma.

From Jackpersgirl:

I have like a bunch of questions for you, like how's your life with Alice and the kids now? How's the music career going? And the kids? ok maybe i just needed to drool over some hot 30th year old DILF! but still want to know how's life treating you LOL

Life with Ali and the kids is... crazy. *laughs* It's a good crazy. One that I wouldn't change for the world.

The music career is good. Ali and I actually started our own company and we've got our first three bands getting ready for the promo tour.

The kids... well they're kids. Jordan is still being stubborn but she's easier to deal with. Momma is suggesting that we have her do high school out in Texas where she and Mar can keep her in line. Aka... Child labor on the ranch *laughs*. Jax is still climbing the walls. He's really into acting and guitar playing at the moment. Taught himself to play "Free Bird" by ear. Rosemary has taken over the role of stylist in the house. Makes her momma proud when she points out Jax's fashion don'ts. And Ashleigh is the calmest of them all. All she wants is a pony and for everyone to be happy. Ali and I signed both her and Rosemary up for dance lessons, they actually have their first recital on Friday.

*laughs* I'm flattered that ya'll think I'm a DILF, *shakes head* I don't see it. Life is treating me pretty well. I'm blessed with great friends, a loving a family and for some reason I still don't understand my wife still wants me.


From GemmaRobyn:

1. Alice knows about your vampire bite fetish, do you know what hers is?

Ha, yeah she likes dirty talk. Like straight up, tell ya what I'm gonna do to ya and how you're gonna react. She also has a thing for when I'm dominating in bed.

2. What song best describes you?

Damn... that's a tough choice. I'm gonna say that there's this one song by The Killers (Jax is obsessed with their sound at the moment *laughs*) Called "All these things that I've done" off of Hot Fuss, I think that fits me. *shrugs* I think after all this time, Ali showed me that I need to ask help. And that song fits...

3. You and Alice have had ‘intimate’ moments in many places and positions, which has been your favourite? ;)

*Chuckles* Just one? heh... Well the first night together will always be the top for me. The things that woman did... *shakes head* Let's see... favorite... Oh I know. Hawaii, We went on a mini vacation a few years ago, left the kids with Ed and Bells and went exploring. Well, we came across a very romantic waterfall area with a cave that was complete secluded. Fun times... *bites lip*

4. Do you think your children are going to be as interested in the music business as their parents? Will they have both yours & Alice’s talents?

So far all of them seem to enjoy music. Jordan's not as big on the playing music as she was before but she likes going into the studio with Ali and me when we're producing. That aspect of it fascinates her, which is fine by me. In fact she helped produce one of the songs on our last album. I thought her face was gonna break when she saw her name in the liner notes.

Jackson has mastered percussion thanks to Seth (much to Ali's dismay *laughs*), plays guitar (both rhythm and bass) and he's learning trumpet in school. That one I wish he would learn faster. *shudders*

Rosemary is getting piano lessons from Ali and Ed, She's really good at it too. Although she prefers to play classical music rather then modern stuff.

Ashleigh sings. It's cute to see her in the tub singing to her toys. Sometimes she'll refuse to do anything else until Ali sings with her. Little girls got an amazing voice for her age.

Regardless of their talents and what not, Ali and I discussed pretty early on that we weren't gonna push 'em. If they want to be in it, we'll help them out as much as we can. Right now the only one that seems to have an eye for the performing is Jax. He's a ham. I think he gets it from his momma but everyone says it's from me *shrugs*

We're actually lucky that our kids have some or all of our talents. It's just waiting to see what they do with it, if anything, that's the hardest part. But we're proud of them and support anything they want to do.

Jackson: *snorts* You're a liar dad.

Jasper: Except for climbing shit you ain't supposed to climb Jax.

Jackson: *holds hand out* pay up pops

Jasper: *rolls eyes*

Robs asks:

What is your typical reaction when ladies hit on you nowadays?

Depends on the situation. If we're on tour or doing something Eclipse related, I give into it. You know a wink or a smirk. I have hell to pay for it afterwords though. When we're out as a family and the girls get all... fangirlish? It's kind of annoying, but I smile at them make their day if they want pictures or an autograph.

And what do you do to keep the romance in your marriage alive despite the 4 kids?

Ali and I try really hard to have a weekend that's just us. We started that tradition shortly after Rosemary was born but between Jax's allergy to everything and Rosemary being sick as an infant we couldn't really do it. Now we generally have either Amber's oldest come over and hang out with the kids (Jordy loves that) while we go out. Dinner, dancing, or a movie. Date night ya know? Or we ship them off to either Ed and Bella's (Jordy and Rosemary love it there), Emmett and Rose's (I'll give you two guesses on who likes this idea, but I bet you only need one) or Esme and Carlisle's for the weekend and take the weekend to ourselves.

I still bring her flowers for no reason other than to see her smile. We have a bath together most nights (the best place to talk without the kids eavsdroppin'). *shrugs* I'm not sure if that's what you meant but that's what we do.

Jasper: It's been fun, but Emmett just picked up Jax... and well my car is warming up, ya feel me? *waggles eye brows*

K: Bye Jazz! Thanks for stopping by!

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So there you have it folks! Thanks for all the questions! It's so great to see everyone's question!

So you spoke and we now find Daddysper of OMS in the hot seat this week. That's right everyone's favorite Cowboy, rock n roller, fedora wearing daddy is taking your questions!

Nothing is too personal for him to answer. HE WILL DO IT!

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The Hot Seat with Demons and Sinners' Alice!

This week we have everyone's favorite sex kitten (okay maybe just Jasper's) in the hot seat, and she sat down with K to answer your questions. Lets see what she had to say.

From Lucy Aylce:

Kitten: *giggles* I like her name...
K: *snaps fingers* Damn it Kitten focus!
Kitten: O.O Sorry K...

1. What happened with Ernie and the cops after you saw them with him and had to leave?

Actually, I didn't know what had happened or anything after I left. But Ernie was telling me that they were there for Alison, his wife.

Was it them looking for you or had he been involved with something else that they were investigating? (I'm glad you ran into him recently and that he's okay =)!)

*shakes head* They had no idea I was there. Ernie was good at hiding things, me included. Turns out Alison had a warrant for her arrest regarding a possible meth lab. Ironic huh? And trust me, I'm so happy to have found him. He's a really great friend and I almost see him as an older bother.

2. Have you been in touch with Sherry at all since you left?

Sadly no...

3. Do you still cut on your legs sometimes/any time?

I have, yes. I've honestly tried to find other outlets and now with Jazzy being out of rehab, I figure that's something he doesn't need to worry about.

You and Jasper have talked about a lot--is that one of the things you've talked about before?

*nervous laugh* Yes we have actually. K and Robs opted not to add it into what ya'll have seen, but there was an instance he actually walked in on me doing it... *shakes head* It was stupid of me to do it when I did for the reasons I did it.

4. The first time you were at Jasper's, you were dreaming about Jorge and you mentioned the scars on the right side of his face that you had left. What's the story behind those scars?

The scars are probably something my subconscious came up with, since my last memory of that sick son-of-a-bitch was when I fought back for my mother. In my fighting back I had scratched his face, in hopes of hurting him. I know now, that the scratches from me, were nothing compared to the pain he's inflected on my mother, but I couldn't just stand there and watch anymore.

5. Have you ghost-drawn anything that makes you hopeful about you and Jasper and your future together? Or anything about you and Jasper at all, recently?

I have, I've drawn some pictures. There's the happier ones, like of us dancing, smiling and looking lovingly into each others eyes. But then there are also the ones that scare me.

6. Favorite thing about Jasper?

From an artistic stand point, his face. His eyes and face are so expressive that it's easy to capture it on paper. But my favorite thing is his eyes. He has such beautiful green eyes. I swear his eyes can tell me more then his words ever could.

7. Favorite thing about yourself?

*looks at K* Can I skip this?
K: No, answer the question Alice.

*sighs* Okay... This one is actually difficult for me to answer. I wanna just say I'm a good cook and leave it at that, but I know that's not sufficent. I honestly don't have a favorite thing about myself. It's a lame answer I know, but I don't normally like myself.

8. How did you manage to keep so calm when you saw Jasper so close to using recently?

Good question!

What kind of things were you thinking about to help yourself stay focused on helping him? That must've been *so* scary....

Honestly I was scared. I mean what if I came home later than usual? Would have been too late? Would I find him high as kite, or worse, dead? I just knew the minute I saw him broken and scared that I had to be there for him. I had to show him that he was doing the right thing by not using.

9. What about your mom do you miss the most?

Just having a mother, period. It hurts so much when I think about the strong person she was and remember the shell of a woman I left behind. As much as I love Esme and yes, she does provide the nurturing of a mother, it makes the ache stronger....

10. If you could say one thing your mom, what would it be?

I'm sorry

11. If Jazzy would let you interact with Maria, would you? If yes, what would you say/do to her?

Oh! I would slap that bitch so hard! Ugh I hate her! But if I was being honest I probably wouldn't talk to her. I'm better than her. I don't need to stoop to her level just because I hate what she's done to Jasper.

12. Any more tattoos in mind, or are you just playing it by ear?

I've been thinking of getting something Alice in Wonderland related. You know, since Jazz is the hatter and rabbit in one. *winks*

Via twitter from @JazzygirlCullen:

kitten, what is the very best thing about being with jasper?

Most people would think the sex, but no. NGL, the sex is damn good! But to me, the best thing about being with him is that he loves me and protects me even when I don't think I need it or deserves it. For once in my life I feel like someone wants me and needs me, and to me, that's the best thing. Ever.

From Kim:

Kitten: Wait, my boss?
K: No, well... kind of... focus Alice Focus!

What is it about Bella that's got you all "Yum!"? I mean, I get the whole hot chick + you (aka: hotter chick) + painfully hot dood = holy mindboggling orgasm, Batman! element, but why Bella specifically? That mediocre-looking guy from Gossip Girl said the third is always supposed to be a stranger, not your best friend...

You know as weird as it sounds, I don't think I could see myself doing that with anyone but Bee. Sure she's my friend and that puts things into a potentially catastrophic fuck up if something happens. *shrugs* It just kinda happened and there's times when I wish it never did... but I don't take it back.

From Robs:

Kitten: ut oh...

So Kitten I know you aren't gonna like this but what about Edward makes you feel so safe?

Did Jazzy put you up to this? *sighs* Honestly, I have no clue why I trusted Edward and felt so safe with him as quick as I did. Maybe it was the whole, he's a doctor thing so he has like that oath to protect others... But, I dunno... With Edward there are things that I see in him, that I see in Jasper...

Why did you run to him after Jasper dumped you?

*groans* Alright, I'm telling ya'll now, go a head and call me a whore or whatever. I don't give a fuck. Honestly I went to Edward because I knew he wouldn't reject me. I was hurt and felt rejected by the one and only person I felt any connection with... The first man really, that I trusted besides my daddy. I was confused and though maybe Edward would be the key to all of it. Instead, it made it worse. Jasper doesn't trust us, I did things then that are affecting things now and I kinda wish I could go back in time and never did that shit. But I did, and I have to move on.

*laughs sadly* Sorry guys, I kinda rambled that last one huh?
K: No it's okay, you got it off your chest. It's all good hon.
Kitten: Are we done?
K: Yeah, thanks for talking with me and answering their questions honey.
Kitten: No problem

So there you have it, Kitten's hot seat answers. So here's were you expect to find the poll for next week... well, here's the thing. Due to lack of participation we want you all to answer a question for us.

Do you want us to continue the hot seat? Just leave a comment and let us know what you think.

This week...

You have spoken! And in a VERY close race, Kitten from DaS will be in this week's hotseat!!! So send in those questions via email to alsper.ff@gmail.com or DM to Robs, K or Alsper! And come and see what she has to say!



Remember today's the last day to bid on us in the Support Stacie Vampire Authors Auction. Even if you don't win us, you are guaranteed at least 500 words of drabble from K and Robs and a personalize banner made by K! But if you win you'll get your chance to have your story by us and a custom desktop wallpaper! And the second higest bidder gets goodies as well. DON'T MISS OUT!!!

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Okay, I think that's all as far news... so have fun this week, and I for one, can not wait to see what you have in store for Kitten!

The Hot Seat with Demons and Sinners' Jasper!

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The readers have spoken and Kinksper has found his way into the hot seat. *lifts ear* He comes now...


From Anna:

1. How'd you get started on the drugs in the first place? The more in depth version than what we've gotten :)

Basically I was slightly drunk and I may or may not have been fucking around with some girl when she pulled out a baggie, smoked some then offered me some, being the curious fucker I was I did, and smoked more and more and more and well... I was hooked.

2. Where do you see your life going next? What's the next step for you?

I want to marry Kitten, but shush *holds finger in front of mouth* don't tell her it's a surprise.

@RLStoli asked: Hey Jazz, if you and Kitten have a falling out can I take her place? ;) <3 Kim

erm. What?

@Amberstar63 asked: how do you feel about being tied to the bed?

What is with the two of you? Although I'll admit I do love being tied down *wink*

From K (since Rob's character after all :P ): When you look at Kitten what do you see? Like do you see your future with her or your answer to every question that was left unanswered?

I see a future I never thought I could have... and I see hope, joy, peace, she brings me such peace...you have no idea.

From Bev: You've been with loads of women before. What was it about Alice that made you do things you've never done for another girl? And when did you realize you were falling in love with her? What was it about her that really got to you?

I think because in her eyes she seemed so strong but she looked like she so badly needed to be protected, everything in my body just wanted to protect her... and honestly I'm not sure when I realized... it was kind of a all of a sudden thing... I think it could've started from the first moment together in the kitchen... when she was vunerable to me. *shrugs* she's really strong and she keeps me really calm and I love her for it.
@samduda: "Hey Jazz. What really made you use in the first place?"

Honestly, I think it was just trying it, and I really liked the overall happy feeling it gave me... I'd never really been that happy before. And it helps me forget... there are lots of things I'd like to forget.

From Lucy Alyce:

1. You and Alice still have a lot about each other that you don't know. How much do you know of her past with James & her family?

We've had intimate talks about pretty much every aspect of our pasts... It's nice when we talk about stuff like that in bed. *smirk*

2. So Maria... is pretty much incredibly messed up. How old were you when she started with the knife stuff?

Twelve. And yeah she's really messed up.

3. Carlisle has mentioned that he's seen you high a few times. Can you tell of a/any confrontations with him or anyone in your family while you were high?

I think the biggest one was when I went to the hospital when Kayla was born... Edward knew I was high so he told everyone so I couldn't hold her and I kinda flipped out. Definitely not my proudest moment.

4. Any good memories from your childhood? And if not your childhood, what's a good memory that you have from living with the Cullens?

Um I actually have a really good memory with Beth, this girl that was a foster child when I lived with Maria and her family.

5. How do you feel about Alice's ghost drawing? Do you believe that what she draws could possibly happen?

Well honestly it's just apart of her, and I accept it... as far as me believing her as stupid as it sounds I do believe it. She is one of the most honest people I have ever met.

6. After Maria threatened to visit Alice if you didn't give her what she wanted, you went back to Alice and she took care of you... and she asked "Did she hurt you?" You said that Carlisle had asked that exact same thing once. Can you tell us more about that talk with him?

Well, when I first met him at the hospital when I was 8... he asked me "Did he hurt you?" and I lied... the second time when Maria brought me in after she stabbed me, when I came to, he asked me and I told him... everything. I dunno why, but I always felt bad for lying to him the first time.

7. You recently called your dad. It sucked, but you did talk to him. Have you heard from your mom, ever, since she left?

I haven't heard from my mom at all no. *frown*

8. What is your absolute favorite thing about Alice?

Her optimism and her unyielding love for me... I don't deserve it, but she gives it to me unconditionally. Also I really love her back dimples, they're sexy as fuck, and her breasts... and her eyes... and her mouth... okay seriously... you get the idea.

9. What is your favorite thing about yourself?

I really like that I can empathise with people, and I think I'm a pretty good looking guy. *wink*

10. Do you think you'll ever go back to college? If so, what would you study? If not, what job could you see yourself having in the future?

I'd like to go back, but I dunno if it's a possibility. I would probably study English or business, rather generic but they get you places.

Thanks for stopping by Kinksper, now go back and help Robs with your chapter *grins*

So you know the drill, vote for who comes into the hot seat next week! We've decided to open the question asking via Email as well at sending a twitter message to @alsper so be sure to keep an eye out!

*hops* I wonder who's next!

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So the poll results are in! You voted for Kinksper to be in the hot seat. I must say, it was fun watching K and Robs giggle over the fact that Kitten was hot on his heels. But alas, his legs where longer!

*K groans in the background as Robs throws a paper ball*

Okay, bad joke. Jeez... tough crowd these two!

Well, now that we know who's in the hot seat it's time for ya'll to ask your questions! Remember to get those questions in by 11:59 PST on 1/13/10 at alsper.ff@gmail.com!

Until then, hope ya'll have a pleasant week and I heard a rumor about a possible update soon! *hops excitedly*

♥
Alsper

Mary Alice Brandon

“Women are told from their infancy, and taught by the example of their mothers, that a little knowledge of human weakness, justly termed cunning, softness of temper, outward obedience and a scrupulous attention to a puerile kind of propriety, will obtain for them the protection of man.”

~Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Names: Mary Alice Brandon
Age: Twenty years of Age
Eye color: Oceanic Blue
Height: Four foot Eleven inches.
Favorites: Reading, playing the cello, gardening, baking, sewing and knitting



Most memorable quote(s) from Dangerous Beauty
"You won't hurt me, Jasper."
“You used your voodoo magic on me.”
“My family wouldn't trade me for cows, Jasper.”
“Even if he offers you a thousand cows?”

Alice "Mar" Cullen

At fifteen life had taught me undeniably that surrender, in its place, was as honorable as resistance, especially if one had no choice.
~Maya Angelou

Name: Alice "Mar" Cullen
Age: 16
Eye color: Midnight Blue
Height: Five foot nothin'
Favorites: Dancing, shopping, hanging out and flying.



Most memorable quote(s) from The Reborn
Sweet baby Jesus I am in so much trouble with this boy.
But really, had she not gotten the memo? Edward Cullen was going to die a virgin.
What? I know what my best assets are.

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It's that time....

That's right folks. Once again the girls are teaming up to be your bitches...

Didn't get your chance to own them last time? Well here's your chance. Starting January 15th go to the Alsper Auction Thread and start your bidding war! The auction only lasts until the 18th so get your monies in quick.

But wait, when did they do this last time?

Seriously, do you not pay attention? Last September they put themselves out and were bought for $70.00!

O.O But what did the winner get for $70.00?!

Well, she not only got a donation to Support Stacie in her name, but she also got to tell K and Robs to write her a one shot. Didn't read it? Well, after your done here, hop on over to Five and Dime and read for yourselves!

Okay, okay... I know what you're saying. What do you get this year? Well, if you've been paying attention, you'd know that K is been making some graphics (see above banner) and... well... hello this is an AUTHOR Auction... so here's what you get.

Offer: Twilight –2,500 word min. o/s of your choosing
Restrictions: Jasper/Alice only. Will do AH, AU or Vamp
Additional Details: Winning bidder will receive one shot and Custom Background
Special Offer: Drabble written for those that bid at least $10 (The more you bid for us the more words to get); Custom Jacksper/Ashlice Banner for bidders above $20
Custom Wallpaper with your choice of Jasper and/or Alice to second highest bidder.

Pretty sweet huh? Here's a little insider info for ya... if you pool your money together each person with the winning bid will get a custom background (same if you're in the second highest)!

So start taking those cans to the recycler and help take a bite out of Cancer with K and Robs!

Just Ask....

Welcome to our first installment of "Just Ask..."
So, this week Mary Alice stopped by the office and willing sat down with me to answer your questions.

So without further ado...

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@AlicexCarlie (on Twitter)asked:

What did you feel when Jasper came back in your life?

I was really happy, but really, really confused about it. I had really missed him.

Bev asked:

Mary Alice, where did you learn all your sex skills?

Well, honestly most of it was learned from Jasper... and well, my childhood of course. But Jasper I've always considered my first everything ;)

Lucy Alyce asked:

1. Do you still have the ring that Jasper gave you when you were kids?

Yes I do! I wear it on my pinkie ^.^

2. What do you think about the fact that he got a tattoo for the death of 'Mary'?

I'm torn, I feel bad that I caused him so much grief and heartache, but I also feel so special because he got a tat for me. :)

3.The Carlisle & Alice relationship pre-Jasper--was it a good one? Do you have a hard time trusting him, as a father? Or has he proven himself worthy of being a real father? Any special moments with him when they first took you in?

It used to be pretty good, I was the daughter they always wanted and I think he always wanted a daddy's girl, and I am for the most part. At first I had a hard time trusting him, I had no idea why he would take me in with all my problems.

I think the most special moment with him was probably when he flew me to new york with mom and we went to the american girl store. Momma Whitlock bought me the books and I loved them so when they found out about it they took me to the city and took me to the store and had a special weekend with just me.

4. On special moments... any special bonding moments between you and your brothers and Rose? It seems like everyone really looks out for each other.... Were those relationships that just built up over time, or were there certain conversations or moments where the relationships really deepened?

Um Emmett and I have always been somewhat close, I think it was just an immediate thing, but Edward was a little different, it took awhile to get used to him. Rose, I think, saw someone who needed to be loved and protected. She's a momma bear like that.

5. Hear anything from James or Victoria since you were taken from them? Have they tried to find you/communicate with you, or have they kept their distance like they should?

I honestly don't know, I get letters telling me where they are at all times and they aren't allowed anywhere near me, that is all I know.

6. Teenage rebellion happens. Partying, etc can be normal.... Jasper was at the party where you were reunited, but he wasn't drinking/smoking anything like that. Do you think you'll still continue to go out & party/rebel with Jasper, now? Or will things kind of calm down, now that he's back in your life, so that you two can prove to Carlisle that he's not a bad guy?

I think we'll calm down, I really like hanging out with him alone... we have a lot of fun together. :)

7. How did you meet and get to know Seth so well? What attracted you to him?

I met Seth when I first moved to Forks. He is hot with his shirt off and he is the sweetest guy. You can't help but love Seth, he's awesome. The more Emmett and Edward hung out with Jake the more and more, I would hang with Seth and we just kinda fell in together.

8. Favorite childhood memory/moment with Jasper?

Hm. I have a lot of good memories with him. But I think my favorite memory is when Momma left with James for two weeks and left me with the Whitlocks and I got to go to the officers balls. Momma Whitlock dressed me up and I got to dance with Jasper all night. He's a really good dancer.

9. A not-so-great childhood memory/moment with Jasper... but maybe you learned something from it or grew from it?

Probably when I watched him beat up another kid from school for accidental pushing me down and he beat him up so badly I was actually terrified of him.

10. What is a song that you relate to because it describes your life/feelings, etc?

Concrete Angel By Martina McBride
Rock Star by Prima J


From Mary:

1.So Mary I was wondering If I could ask you a question about when you first met the Cullens. More specifically when you met Edward and Emmett. Were you intimidated by them, knowing now what cruel men can do? Did you see Jasper inside them and want to cling to them? Seeing them as protectors?

It was more of the latter. If anything I was the most afraid of Carlisle because he was an adult, Emmett and Edward were relatively safe because they were kids.

2.Who were you closer to at first? Did open Emmett make you feel more comfortable or did the more calm and quite Edward put you at ease?

Emmett and I have always had a special connection. So me and him right off the bat, I actually slept in his room for awhile.

Thank you Mary for stopping by! It's been a blast...

Jasper William Whitlock Jr.

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
~Martin Luther King, Jr.

Name: Jasper William Whitlock Jr.
Age: 17
Eye Color: Light Blue
Height: 6'4"
Favorites: Fixing cars, Racing cars, Flying Planes (even if it is simulated), teasing Mar'



Most memorable quote(s) from The Reborn
Alright, maybe I can get in trouble here… the real estate was nice
Cause I’d be one lying mother fucker – which despite the rumors, I have yet to lay me a MILF
No mother fucking strings attached, the best and only way to get pussy.


Archives:
2/05/2010: Hot Seat

Jasper James Whitlock-Cullen

In complete darkness we are all the same, it is only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us, don't let your eyes deceive you.
~Janet Jackson

Name: Jasper James Whitlock-Cullen.
Age: 21.
Eye color: bright green.
Height: 6'3"
Favoites: Reading, sex, smoking, cuddling.



Most memorable quote(s) from Demons & Sinners
He was giving her his famous panty-melting-angels-must-fucking-sing-when-he-does-it-because-of-the-way-girls-react-to-it half-smile.

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me.

Archives:
1/14/2010: Hot Seat

Mary Alice Brandon

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
-Lao Tzu

Name: Mary Alice Brandon
Age: Seventeen
Eye Color: Blue
Height: Five Three
Favorite Thing: Drawing, sex, cuddling.




Most memorable quote(s) from Demons & Sinners
No body likes a dirty whore.

Archives:
1/22/2010: Hot Seat

Mary Alice Cullen

"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
- Mae West (1892-1980)

Name: Mary Alice Cullen
Age: young twenties.
Eye color: Green.
Height: 5'3"
Favorite things: Shopping, shoes, singing and my family.



Most memerable quote(s) from One More Shot:
"Vamp out much, fucker?"
"I like blondes"
"I promised a double blowjob to Brandon and his boyfriend Matt."
"When the grumpy pregnant lady has gone to lay down for a flipping nap, let her fucking rest!"

Jasper Thomas Whitlock

Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.
~Johnny Cash


Name: Jasper Thomas Whitlock
Age: Old enough to know better, still too young to care
Eye Color: Blue with Green 'star bursts'
Height: 6'4"
Favorite thing: My music and my family



Most memorable quote(s) from One More Shot:
“I wanna fuck your ass to sleep”
“Oh someone’s being snarky, you raggin’?”
"No ma'am it's Rose's turn to feed the goats."
“You're the one person, the only fucking person that made me see what I need to do, Alice.”

Archives:
1/29/2010 Hot seat

Make Overs are WIN!

Hey there, Hi there, Ho there!

Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Alsper Blog!! Doesn't it look fabulous! *hops* I'm so happy!

So here's what the girls have in store for you!

Starting now, they are accepting question for our own Mary Alice of The Reborn. So get those questions in by midnight PST on Wednsday (so 3 am for you east coasters). Then hop on back on Friday to see if she answered your question!

*does back flip and giggles* Sorry, I may or may not have eaten some of K's kisses while she was knee deep in html codes.... *shifty eyes*

So if the Special guest question post works well, the girls plan on doing it again! Wonder who they will choose for next week!

As you can see, the girls are working on Character pages. This should be fun, a little something for you, the reader to get into the mind of your favorite character, with their own thoughts and music choices!

I've also hear a rumor about a podcast. Ever want to know just how insane these two are? Well this might just be your chance! Trust me, these girls talk about anything and everything!

I think that's all I can tell you know. *ears twitch* Oops.. here comes the girls.

Bye!

*scurries off*

Oh Hai Dur...

Hey there peeps!

Sorry it's been a while since we updated this hot mess, but the holidays were upon us and holy fuck did it ever rain a shit storm down on us!

So we wanted to first say that we hope ya'll had a great holiday and



So we have been busy busy girls. If ya'll don't know we are not only trying to get you an update up; we are also completing Demons and Sinners, working on The Reborn as well as getting Dangerous Beauty up and ready to go.

But that's not all!


Oh no. On top of that we've got some other things in store for you, including a Demons and Sinners Playlist (might be in the form of a .zip file... we'll see ;) ), some exciting two shots (one shots with both povs) and other goodies.





Oh yes, it is that time again. We are putting ourselves up for you! Want to buy us and make us your bitch. Got a one shot idea that your itching to see how we would sink our teeth into? Then I suggest you bid.

The auction starts January 15th and lasts through the 18th. And this time we're offering more goodies.

We've submitted our application, but as soon as it's approved, well post the link to the thread.

There's more to tell ya, but I think we'll let you wait in....



An...tic..a..pation
*Evil Giggle*

So with that being said, we'll update this more. Go sleep off your hangovers and see you on the flipside!