"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?!"

The Music of The Dynamic Duo

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Wow

So once again, the loyalty and love that you all as readers have towards us astounds us.

One of our wonderful Betas created a poster for us that yes, left us speechless.

And of course, I wanted to share it with ya'll.



Thank you so much for this Amber, I can't even begin to express my gratitude for this. And I know Robin is just as speechless as I.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Is it worth it?

Envy is a pathetic emotion
~Michael Douglas


I actually received this quote from a reader of mine and Robin's who has turned into one of the best girls I've come to know. What made her send me this quote was some drama that started after being attacked on FF on my personal account. Anyone that knows me, knows as far as the twilight fandom goes, I and team Jalice. Sure I've admittedly done some fucked up things to my favorite characters, but it's part of the learning process. *shrugs* Any who. I was upset and she sent that to me. At first I didn't understand why she would send me a quote about Envy, but today I get it. Out of all the emotions that we, as human beings feel, this one it's the most wasted on our energy.

For example: Yesterday pictures of Jackson Rathbone and Ashley Greene (as well as Kellan Lutz and Nikki Reed) were released and the fandom that is either shipping Jalice or Jacksley EXPLODED Like I'm talking Robsten explosion circa the KoL concert. It was crazy.

Yes I'll admit I totally fangirled, screamed, kicked my feet in a happy manner; hell I even woke up the rest of the house in my excitement over the photos. But it wasn't so much as "OMFG *Sguee* THEY'RE KISSING!" it was more in a 'YAY! New J/A pics for banners!" LOL.

But I digress. A lot of hateful shit is spewing over the internet about Ashley. And it makes me wonder, what the hell has she ever done to the people that call her names or ridicule her? Are you really that envious that she stage kissed her co-star that played her husband in a movie? Does it matter if they have chemistry that is evident in their body language?

You waste all this energy hating on someone you don't even know. Which is ridiculous. 9 times out of 10 we envy someone because they have something we want. But take a minute to stand in their shoes. Do you really want their life? Or their possessions? What did they have to sacrifice to get there, think about it.

Sorry it's one of those days. And I'm not bashing anyone's opinions. Sure we can joke and say that we want to be in her place. I'm just upset that people attack her personally as if she did something to them *shakes head*


/soapbox

Thanks to Becks for being the awesome reader turned friend. ILY girl, more then you realize.

~K

Just for the DaS fans

So our lovely reader and friend Kim made an awesome animated banner for you twilighted.net siggies or LJ pages :)



ain't it awesome :)

okay so here's the code if you all want it...

(for twilighted forums)

[url=http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5107988/1/Demons_and_Sinners][img]http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv220/wandering_peter/bykim.gif[/img][/url]

That code will make the banner click able. if you don't want it clickable just take off the Url codes ;)

Thanks again Kim!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

SNOW!





Monday, October 26, 2009

And it's live!

Sara made the bid, she won us, we were her bitches. She wanted it, she got it. She loved it, and now she shares the wealth with you!

Without further ado we present...

Five & Dime An Alternate Universe of Demons and Sinners.

Hope you like :)

Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Reborn Teaser




*taps chin* I wonder what that means

discuss in the comments or here at our thread :)

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Demons and Sinners Teaser *NSFW*

So Robs in done with chapter 20. Not sure when it will be posted but we figured we could get your... appetites wet... *snicker*



we will have a teaser for The Reborn up soon... stay tuned

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Teaser Time!!



Sorry there's no ETA at the moment but this is involved... just sayin'

♥ Kristin

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

We're Finalists!

Hello there! *taps computer screen* Are you there? O.o

Oh Hai! Yeah so long time no.... blog? LOL!

So I wanted to pop on over here and say guess what?! We made it to the final round of voting at the FaithfulShipper Awards!

*happy dance*

What do I mean? Have you not been paying attention?! Well it's easy actually. OMS as well as DaS were nominated and made it through to the final round.

So here's what we're up for:

  • Best Lemon - Love Scene : One More Shot (Chapter 2) [you know the save a horse ride a Jasper chapter lol]
  • Fiction you Tweet about: One More Shot [Do ya'll really? O.o]
  • Best Collaboration (Canon, AH, AU): Demons and Sinners by Alsper [which all things considering, this actually makes me laugh and sing "So What" by P!nk *evil giggle*]
So the voting Starts tomorrow October, 7th until October 13th. Thats one week for us all to Vote! Woot!

Just click  to vote :D

And Cause I mentioned it Rock out to P!nk \m/


Friday, September 18, 2009

Wait We're in Round 2?!

Okay so thanks to Chris' awesome google-fu we found out that OMS and DaS were nominated in The Faithfil Shipper Awards. Now first off I'm a little baffeled cause I mean HELLO it's already in ROUND TWO! How the hell did we make it there when we didn't even know so we couldn't pimp it out! a fact that makes me sad cause our beloved addictsper was nominated but missed his chance to make the final cut :(

Any who here's the Noms for ya'll and I suggest you go vote cause it's opened until October 6th :)

  • Fiction You Wish Wouldn’t End: One More Shot
  • Favorite Collaboration Team: Alsper
  • Best Lemon – Love Scene: One More Shot Chapter 2
  • Fiction You Tweet About: One More Shot
  • Best AH: Demons and Sinners
  • Best Collaboration (Canon, AH, AU): Alsper
  • Best Kiss: One More Shot Chapter 12
As I said before Jasper of Demons and Sinners was nomintated for Character You Wish Was Real, but it doesn't show as a voteable category on the ballot =\

So wow and thanks to those that nomintated us... wow. So like I said voting is open until the 6th of October. Click here to vote. :)
 
Thanks again guys!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Support Stacie Action is done :)



First of thanks to all that bid on us and made our first time in there a success :)

But here is the offical announcement for the winner....



Congratulations MusicalSara (Sara!)


She and Jess had a last minute bidding war.

so again thanks to all that partook in this :) We love your support and appreciate everyone that pooled their money together to bid and try to win us. Maybe next time ;)

♥ K &  Robs

Friday, September 11, 2009

The Reborn Extras :)



So yay The Reborn was released today! And I know we mentioned several songs in Chapter 1 Fasination. So I wanted to make this post so ya'll could hear it what we were listening to :)

This is the song that created the main idea for the story
Concrete Angel - Martina McBride



LOL So most of you that know me and my music tastes will laugh at this, but Jay is a hard core rock/rap person. The band he mentions when he arrives to Forks High is in fact, 3oh!3 lol this is his theme song...

I'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby - 3oh!3



The song that was pumping through Jake's speakers during the race.

Twisted Transistor - KoRn



~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Also to go with the proglogue I present young Jasper and Mary :)

Special thanks to our wonderful friend Sara for making the banner :)

Monday, September 7, 2009

Well then....

So there's some fuckery going on with a fellow author and I just needed somewhere to vent. We warned you all that this blog was gonna be random lol.

Without naming names or stories, just know that someone else published (and has made money) off of the author's FF. This concerns me cause A- It was the story that got me into FF in the first place, and B- cause Robs and I have a completed fic displayed out into the interwebs.



I mean shouldn't publisher's search and see if the manuscript they are planning on approving is indeed the original work? Obviously if they did they would clearly see the only difference made was the names of the 6 main characters as well as the small town in Washington.

But then it got me thinking. What if (and this is a HUGE FUCKING if) Robs and I cleaned up OMS and sent it in... the worse they could say is no right?

And in that case this would be my response (as well as going to effing kinkos and getting that shit bindded and printed as discussed with the peenateers one night):


lol I ♥ Mean Girls....


So the question now remains... to publish or not to publish.. and before you get all



about it remember that if we were to publish we have to put it in either 3rd person narrative or only in Alice or Jasper's pov, plus change names and yeah it would be A lot of work...

sorry it's one of those days for K and I just needed to get my thoughts out while they are still fresh lol.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

More Randomness of K



Can I just say writing non-canon shit is fracking hard for me!? Who would have thought that? Hahaha... yeah... sorry it's random but I wanted to tell someone...

♥ K

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Support Stacie Auction

So we did it! We are officially signed up for the Support Stacie Auction! Yay! Now we just need an awesome Jalice banner to pimp the shit out of it...

But until then



Make K & Robs your bitches in the form of a one shot! Starting September 11th thru the 14th place a bid in the authors auction! You know you want us to write about your favorite paring...

Ever thought what would happen if Jasper and Alice.....

We'll write it!

Go to Alsper's Auction Thread for the auction on September 11th and start your bidding war!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Teaser for DaS chapter 16




I’m a sex addict. Neat-o. Another fan-fucking-tastic thing about myself that I pushed sweet Alice into.


<3 Robs

The Whitlock's Epilogue pictures

Here's the picutres as promised :)



Ashleigh Jasmine Withlock Age 2
Rosemary Josephine Witlock Age 9
Jackson Charles Whitlock Age 10
Jordan Marie Whitlock Age 16



And Mr. and Mrs. Whitlock from their second wedding ;)

a special thanks to fellow Peenater and dear friend for making that for us! We ♥ you Sara!

The Time Has Come

Title: One More Shot

Author:

Rating: M

Pairing: Jasper/Alice

Summary: Alice is a 21 year old College student who is trying to get a record deal. Jasper Whitlock is a 24 year old record store clerk who just doesn't care about anything but the music he plays. What happens when these two keep crossing paths? They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revealed. When it shows that fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU RATED M FOR A REASON

Disclaimer: We don't own twilight or the characters related to the series.

Hmm a request.




I was looking at the fabulous video made by Miss Conty for OMS and I want another one, for DaS this time... srsly I would love it ^.^

You don't really have to, it would make for an extremely happy Robs and K.

<3
Robs

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Just random shit from K

Okay so in light of a certain drama enduced week I wanted to add my two cents...

*puts pennies on the table and throws head back like peanut and laughs*

No seriously. I'm on the fence about the whole J/B thing. Again, I'm a to each their own person in the fandom. I know that there are gonna be people that are going to be leery of reading an ALL HUMAN J/A fic because they perfer VAMPS. No biggie, or the itch that you have gets scratched by slash... What ever (OH dood! I saw a fucking fic that was Jasper/Seth today!!! O_O) thats fine

So in light of this I give you the picture that reflects how my inner spers and lice's feelings and a song from a certian Miss Ali.





Being honest, sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings.



I have a confession.

I have writers block. Right now, I dunno if I'll come out of it, frankly, I dunno if I want to.

In all honesty I am just tired of being what seems a never winning battle. I am a Jalice fan, I can count on two hands how many good Jalice fics there are. I have two of those. I mean I love my own work, but why can't others write some Jalice? Don't point me in the direction of Jasper/Bella, I know there's lots of good Jasper/Bella, I have reciently became very ANTI-that pairing mainly because of the lack of options Jalice wise. And since I have researched cannon Jasper, Sorry, no way in hell cannon Jasper would go for Bella. Any Bella. I guess that added to my animosity.

What's the point of writing good Jasper/Alice if no one else is? Maybe I should lie down and step out of the fandom. They have fantastic Harry Potter fanfiction.

I seriously have almost gotten to the point that my first love is gone, I can't bring myself to write, not even my own personal story. And it's been all this week. People just kept pushing me and pushing me and now I am sitting here like "Why am I doing this?"

Add that to a personal fight, all the stress I am under, a fight with a friend, a bad review (yes I fucking know that is was just one review) and an apparent Anti-Alice ralley in the name of the "For the Love of Jasper" contest, I am *holds fingers really close together* this close to done.

I have confessed all this to K already. I feel badly, but I know that if I stop writing so does she. We're partners in crime, twins, soulmates and honestly as corny as it sounds she is my other half writing wise. We make up for what the other lacks. We work together perfectly and it's honestly one of the best things ever. K and a few select others is what is keeping me going right now.I don't want to take this away from her, up until about a week and a half ago this was one of the best things I have ever done and I was happy.

I think I need love, encouragement or something. And I need it in droves.

Friday, August 28, 2009

The Reborn



As we approach the release date of the high anticipated story The Reborn, we decided to introduce you to our cast of characters.


Our main characters in which you will see through the eyes of...


Alice Cullen Jasper William Whitlock

Other important characters...


Emmett Cullen Rosalie Hale Bella Swan Edward Cullen


Leah Clearwater & Jacob Black Seth Clearwater

Meet the parents...


Dr. Carlisle Cullen Esme Cullen


Admrial Jasper William "Will" Whitlock Sr. April Lynn Whitlock
Some of the kids from Forks High


Angela Webber Mike Newton Lauren Marllory Jessica Stanley


There you have folks... the characters of our maddness... now it makes one wonder what do we have in store for them? Find out soon!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Howdy

So yes, your eyes do not decive you. Robs and I are starting a blog. Why? You ask... well we wanted a place we were could rant and rave and keep you up to date as well.

So I'll go first... my rant is writers block. Guess what? It's back for me! Ahhhhhh lol. Not really it's just a matter of getting my fingers to work with my brain cause it's there, I just can't get into words. Sucks hard core. Seriously!

But on the plus side, One More Shot is done... *sigh of relief* It's weird cause it's the first fic that I've been a part of with decent quality and it's completed! Seriously that is a huge deal for me cause I never finish shit lol.

We've got a lot of goodies coming up. Including the release of The Reborn... Yeah we is excited for that. And from the feed back we've gotten from Mal (Our beta) it's gonna be awesome :) We still have just friends in the works, we just need to replot that so fear not ;)

OH! Yeah, I'm excited cause they are taking applications for the support stacie auctions! I'm excited cause Robs and I are considering doing it. Which is all kinds of awesome for me cause I'm like huge on good causes and such, but it can really get our readers involved too! The only thing is Robs and I will be like the new kids in school and probably not bring in as much as some of the other well known authors there. *shrugs* We'll see though :)

okay enough rambling... lol Now ya'll see why Daddysper's chapters are so flippin' long

oh here you go my distracting picture of the week... tee hee



Peace!
~K

Chapter 14 DaS is up!

Title: Demons and Sinners 14/36
Rating: R
Pairing: Jasper/Alice
Summary: Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence
Disclaimer: Everything Belongs to Stephenie Meyer, we just made Jasper a Meth/Sex Addict and Alice naive as heck ;)

Prologue
Chapter 14